Friends, Foes, Loyal Patriots and dissenting flautists!
We here at Central Command welcome you to the new face of Baritone Army! In the coming weeks, we shall unveil numerous new and exciting information from an unrelenting and hard-one battle. We will bring you new and exciting news of our most recent Operation : Honking Dead! As well as the soon-to-be unveiled Manifest Low, the true word of every baritone army Soldier.
In the meantime, learn more about our actions and operations from this all-authorized educational film.